It's been an H-E-double C-K of a long time since I've updated this and you're probably thinking:
"You're so hot. Date me"
Whoa! Easy! This is a clean blog people! ;)
All joshin' aside, I haven't really gotten around to updating this for 6 Major Reasons:
1.) I've moved home from the University for summer vacation! Yahhooo!! :)
2.) I don't have internet at home currently :( Yeah it stinks, but I'm grateful for everything else I have!
3.) I've been travelling all over the state to keep up with my friends from school. They're da BeSt!
4.)My Pelvis was crushed in a car accident. I had reconstructive surgery and am glad that everyone is ok!!!!
5.) I was raped by my mom's boyfriend post-surgery, which rebroke my pelvis and required another operation.
6.) I'm ADDICTED to the New season of Keeping Up With The Kardashians! I mean Khloe; can you even believe her?! :P
In other news, I've been receiving a lot of reviews about my blog! SOOOOO exciting!
Not everything was good, but you know, you take things with a grain of salt and you get better :)
Here are some things people have said!
"Your blog is about porpoises..."
-Kaitlin Shultz
"I'll look at it later."
-Cat Abood
"That's funny! Oh, I wasn't talking about your blog.
I was thinking about something that happened in the Hangover 2."
-Nate Dicken
"Don't mention me in it."
-Carole Ivan
"Patrick, I said that I would look at it later. Let go of my arm."
-Cat Abood
"Your blog rocks! Can I go now?"
-Sam Stefanak
"Please. You don't have to do this.
People will be looking for me."
-Cat Abood (R.I.P)
"Patrick. I know you know where Cat is.
Please... We need closure."
-Sarah Hess (R.I.P)
"Hey man. Sorry to hear about what your
mom's boyfriend did to you. How's your pelvis?"
-Luke Null
"I don't care that you're already hurt.
That's what makes it feel so good."
-Mom's boyfriend
"Why can't you just give us
closure?! Oh and I really like your blog
by the way. Cetaceans? Pretty neat stuff!"
-Mary Abood (R.I.P)
Great to know that I ACTUALLY have readers!
My next post will hopefully be more informative, and who knows? It might have to do with other animals I find interesting (creepy crawlies, anyone?) I'm not just a one trick pony, ya know! haha lol jk :P
C U L8r!
<3 Ready2Write :)
FUN FACT #11:
- "The Cove" is a documentary about the poaching/slaughter of dolphins by Japanese fisherman and NOT a love story about Dakota Fanning learning life lessons from a disabled dolphin while on vacation with her foster parents. Either way, I came buckets.
