#3: Two in one day? I'm getting greedy! ;P haha lol JK

I promised myself I wouldn't update more than once a day, but this amazing zephyr of inspiration came to me for a poem that was too amazing to pass up! It's a poem about our quirky aquatic "qwassmates" (tee hee), The PORPOISE of COURSE-iss (couldn't resist the rhyme teehee!)

"Sea Lover"

By...

Me of Course! :P

The darkest night envelopes me

as waves decide my drift to sleep

as moon says not what I may see

and yet my lover touches me.

Touching me so soft and still

Removed of scale, swim bladder or gill,

a dolphin, no

my lover gorgeous

none other than 
my sexual porpoise

He takes me with his flippers strong

He pulls me down

I feel so wrong

He reassures me with an

"Eeeeyaaaaghheeeiiii!!!!"

As our descent thus turns to flight

Like a plane with tiny wings

he slaps his tail into the night

into my orifice he sings

He nibbles gently, does not bite

until the subtle vibration brings

a lover's secretion, gooey in sight

And to my surprise, what beholds

he wants it all

into his blow hole

Into the night, he sings to me

"not in the face, no seriously"

My porpoise lover

an aquatic friend

our lustful lust 

comes to an end.

I had such a fun time reading this out loud. Poetry slams are the best! I only got to read this once, because the daycare I was performing at said I was being indecent. (More like THEY aren't down with PORPOISES!) YeAh RiGhT! >:/

I seriously will write every entry with an emphasis on porpoises.

XoxO

PorPoi5eGrL37

FUN FACT #3:

- Porpoises belong to a family known as Cetaceans! That includes many species of dolphins, pilot whales, orcas, false orcas, and many other fascinating species! So go eat a bag of labias.

Aw! A mother and a baby porpoise! I know what you're probably thinking: "Where's the dad?" Well this just so happens to be a species known as the Single Mother Porpoise, more commonly known in tropical regions as Slut Porpoise, or in more urban regions, LeCreesha.